50 Things to do when your bored
2006 October 23
Ever found yourself so bored that you’ll start thinking of really crazy stuff to do just to keep yourself occupied? Don’t have any ideas, try some of these:
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog’s hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog…see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a bed of nails
- DON’T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots…of water
- Paint stripes on a lake
- Ski Kansas
- Sleep in freefall
- Kill a Joule
- Test thin ice…with a pogo stick
- Apply for a unicorn hunting license
- Do a good job
- Crawl
- Invite the Mansons over for dinner
- Paint your windows
- Watch a watch until it stops
- Flash your goldfish
- Paint
- Flirt with a hot girl
- Smile
- Rotate your garden…daily
- Paint a smile
- Shoot a fire hydrant
- Apologize to it
- Pretend you’re blind
- Annoy yourself
- Get mad at yourself
- Stop speaking to yourself
- Be a side effect
- Ride a bicycle…up Mt. McKinley
- Mug a stop sign
Even after this stuff, if you are still bored you can check out 474 Things to do when you’re bored.
If you feel like contributing to this list, drop a comment ‘What do you do when you’re bored’? I’d love to hear what you guys have to say.
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51. Eat
LOL. yeah eating should be #1
hop in the car and drive to Starbucks for a tall iced, non-fat, chai, latte. Then I get amped and clean the house.
hahahahahaha. yes. hahahahahaha. yeh. hahahahahahahahaha. now your just being stupid….only joking. hahahahahahaha. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya your a riot! hahahahahaha.
but on a serious matter.
i love cheese.
bye bye.
love you loads idiots.
xxx
.
sick, man. freakin sick.
-Put smiles on dixie cups and give them to the elderly
-Build a boob and see if it works i mean bomb
-Throw sub sandwitches at people in wheel chairs
-type in the word A in google and look at every page.
-pretend ur the princess of whales nd ask people if they want ur auto graph
-write a screenplay about a diabetic swedish girl who cant swim
-try to run into auto matic doors… its hard.
-try to grow ur hair out…keep trying
-chew on ur arm untill someone notices.
-convince ur mom ur dead.
-try to press every key on the key board at the same time
-call the bowling ally and ask what there biggest ball is, then say how do walk with that.
-pinky wrestle
-invent a game that involves mayo, post it notes, and a fat homelless guy that steals peoples mail
-yell out names at walmart and see if people look
-try to blind your cat with a laser pointer
-count your fingers and if you you ge ten convince yourself that your wrong
-pull your pants up really high and do the can-can in the middle of a bottle of coke and if you cant fit you are so freaking fat you should get lipo a gazillion times
-learn to type with your toes
-master the ancient chinese art of imgoingtokickyourbutt
-sue a lifeguard for making you get out of the water at fun break
-throw shelves and if somone ask u what r u doing say im throwing shelves
-go through the alphibet saying names of fat people
-make homemade holes
wow
SHUT THE HELL YO NIGGGEERS
Well that was stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUV YA
I LUV YALLZ.
COME TO MY HOUSE.
WE CAN PLAY WIT THHEE BALLZ.
AND COOK IN ZEE EASY BAKE OVENS!
FUN!!!!!!!!
- throw things
-stare at sum1 till they notice
-sing the alphabet until its gets on you fishes nerves
-wash the dishes 8 times then eat on them
- get on google and type seriously retarded things
-try to get the booger the person has next to you up their nose
-sing a song and then throw it out the window
-make a stupid play
-count your fingers8 times
-type a comment on this with your toes
lol, what you need to do is when you are at work or school, when it is dead silent, just jump up and grab someone and start skipping around the room singing the wizard of oz
I WASHED A TREE
ME AND MY BFFL LEXI…. WE WASHED A TREE TOO… AND WELL… WE HAD A BUCKET OF WATER AND SOAP AND I THREW THE BUCKET BEHIND ME AND THEN IT TOOK ME RIGHT OF MY FEET!!!! AND IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!! XXXXXXX<<3333
I WASHED A TREE
I WASHED A TREEEEE =]] AND WAXED MY CELING
I’m going to take someones advice on here and type a message with my toes…here it goes…(im not going to erase ANY mistakes.)
i Am thjee kiinfg of asp[p;;araes so noone trrry annsd stopp mdee
Have fun trying to read it
write poetry, and try to see what your girlfriend is thinking.. then kick her dog..
twice.
These are all gay…I need something to do for real.
kidnap cats from a town 2 hrs away
thumb wrestle w/ urself
prank call ppl and tell them theyre hot
call 911 and tell them u broke in 2 ur house and ur rly sorry and not 2 arrest u
flirt w/ the mail man
go in a changin room, wait a few minutes then yell “therz no toilet paper in here!”
wow if u people actually do these things you need to get like a bird or some friends. My actual ideas for things when ur bored are like play xbox or computer or call some friends and go to the mall and push each otehr into people and watch them get mad.
i like eatin chicken fingers n fries with a coke and puttin my feet in the massager and watchin like sex and the city or seinfeld
hey karate kid u r so messed up, like what u said freaks me rite out honestly u need serious help if u were being for real, if not its kinds funny but if u were like holy shit man.
wow. u guys r sooo, uh not like me. i need something to do like when i CANT go out and CANT call friends and am just at the computer or outside in the woods. (i live in the middle of the woods…)
these suck
you suck
when your bored.
make a myspace — and tell tom your gonna rape him
go to walmart and take out all the bouncy balls in the big thing they have. then throw them at people yelling I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHUU!
go shopping at an all purpose store like walmart or target and put condoms in random peoples baskets.
pee on a hydrant and say.. i exchanged bladders with my dog.
go to a teen group for depressed peopel or people with problems and say I LIKE TO SEX SEX SEX ALL DAY LONGGG.
download 500 songs on limewire from one genre
play xbox or gamecube and then go buy the wii
beat a level in your favorite video game
call up your friends and hang out for pizza.
have a contest who can make the most prank phone calls and piss of the most people.
yell in a store I HAVE A BLADDER INFECTIONNN…
YOOOOO DONT SAY THAT WORD CUSE THE N WORD IS VERRY BAD WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clean your room! Read a book! Do your homework! LISTEN TO YOUR MOM FOR ONCE!
-make wings from paper and jump off a 20 storie building to test it
-lie down and die for no reason what so ever
-make prank calls using the phone book
-ding dong ditch an elderly persons house
-go on word and type as many words u can think of in alphabetical order
but what ever u put the last one should be:
-make a list of things to do when ur bored
lol!
yo seriously i need soemthint od o
umm i sit here reading all these comments while eating icecream
and look at how messed up the time is and the date. In Camp hill Pa it is 5/11/07 at 4:09pm
toes is a funny word i advise that all of you BORED people get a life… kidding i dont even have one!!! toes icecream that makes a wierd combination. retard spelled shrek sherk … school no more please PLEASE (retard is offensed so she is no longer retard ok) pretttty please my dog died 5/15/07 suuuuuucccckkkss his name Blueberdubers or blue others are PATCH JELLO RED PARVO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS I HATE DIRT N my toes farewell goodbye
i am still in school 3rd period computers and toes is still an odd word and retard (wait no longer retard) is next to me. #51 on the list should be to play the picnic game you and a group say i went on a picnic and brought a blank and then person # 2 says i went on a picnic and brought the blank before and they add their own blank an so on……. heres mine when it was done went on a picnic and brought pineapple canned beans fallout boy my toes a camel edgar juan the end bye
im at school
umm everything someone has wrote on here is fucking retarded.
you people are queers.
Apparently you are a queer and retarded because you wrote something on here you fuckface
go to wall-mart and folow summ one till thay say summ but if thay turn arond look the outher way
stand at the corner o a bizzy street and wave to every car that passes
this list is so retarded and funny. when you bored:
-give yourself a hickey with the vacuum and say it was this really hot chick/guy.
caffeine drinking contest!!!!!
when you’re done you can always think of a million things to do.
,ikm hirfaz
sing a song.lhljghvlhfvc gc`gc`gc`gc`jghc`khc`khcv`h
la la la la
my dog did not grow when i watered it
8:^)
go on vacation in your mind
fall on a pile of twinkes
swim in a vat of pudding
lol omg u guys are queer
i decorated my wall when i was bored and watched a movie lol
go to walmart and buy a can of tomato juice, open it and leave a trail of it going to the womens bathroom
have sex
watch other people have sex
sex it up a notch
eat
take a shower
work out
meet bitches
throw waterballoons (alot more fun during winter)
search things to do when your bored on google
jerk it
jerk off
jerk it up a notch
smoke
join the oreo loving club mmmmmmm OREO!!!!!!!!!
O-R-E-O-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat em’
Wow.
I’m bored, && grounded.
Which seriously sux ass.
These make me laugh.
But I look too gross to go write my name in the street wtih mustard.
Hm if anybody has myspace my url is: http://www.myspace.com/kels_mikayla
later<33
What iam bored give me new stuff 2 do!
same here if anybody has myspace its http://www.myspace.com/kristin85737 and by the way it says iam 17 thats not really my age! hahaha heres some things
-dig through ur neighbors trash
-play hide and seek in the dark
-play a video game
-sleep (my favorite)
-sing and dance 2 ur favorite song
-ding dong ditch
-go to ur neighbors house and tell them ur selling girl scout cookies
-make a lemonade stand and make mula!!
-kiss ur crush
-and watch tv while eating ur favorite food
-hangout with friends
-bug ur brother and sister till they cant take it anymore
-play on the computer
-tell us more things 2 do while ur bored
hi guys wat up again did any of u guys look on my myspace? So iam still bored but now i have homework goody!=( NO^T! well see u guys on the flipside!
-ding dong ditch (my poersonal fav.)
-prank calls (also fun)
-get some friends and have a compitedition on who can get the most people pissed off while doing prank calls(i did that and i won)
-get on the computer
-call friends
-go on dates
-have sex
-go to the mall and randomaly say hi to people
-follow people around at the mall and ask a lot of questions(dont do it for too long they will get pissed and call the poloce)
hahahahahahahahahahaha…… i liked nikkis ideas well i got sum ideas make a vase put vinegar and baking soda in it and gve it to ur gf or bf and tell them its gunna blow up after u give it to them and run
But hotty i like ur idea
hi
streak lol
go to the mall sit on the ground and rattle like a snake xD
when poeple start talking to you act like lil john…
WHATT!!….What!….OKAYYY!!… xD
if your bored:
call your friends
watch tv
draw
say im bored 9 times
ask your mom to get a pet
so…
if you dont like these
just bye!!
GO
ON
WEBKINZ
if you have one
watch Drake And Josh
bye everyone!!!
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 4 DAYS YAH
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOUR BORED TO DEATH I FEEL THE SAME WAY
webkinz rules
webpeng
GO TO QUIZNOS EAT A SANDWICH
go on addicting games.com
play
play computer
go on wonka.com
hi
hi hi
BORED BORED BORED
Write a letter to the president, and have him pass it to the leaders of the parliment!!!!
eat oranges with bannana cream pudding
go on the computer!
the parrot
The chimney and brid cage
hi. this website is weird
what are you saying this wedsite is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am so bored but this website isnt helping cus i am a girl
dude.this was entertaining its something to do wen ur bored.lol.\
if your bored go smoke!!! lol now i get to go be bored in another class.
school sucks.
yay
eat a yoghurt while jumping on a sofa with a competitor. who ever finished the yoghurt first wins. minus points for spillages and stopages!
gargle water in your mouth for as long as you can. extra points for loud gargles and funny gargles. minus points for spillages!
I am extreamly bored but this is really fun to do ^_^
Step off of the curb but pretend the curb is a 6oo foot clif and act like your falling then people stare at you then u say whats ur name there say …ex bob then ull say PROVE IT!!!! soo awesome i love annooying people also u can go around screaming the brithish are coming the british are coimg! or go outside and pretend ur a spy and sing the mission impossible theme song around and pretend ur a spy and roll on the floor come up again and go to a wall like ur a spy! i know itz weird im a 7th grade i should be doin this but itz so fricken awesome..!!!!!!
Me ^_^
You -_-
im typing with my toes rite now
poop-sdmeollds liiked cmrfntos
if ur bored go tpee or fork someones yard and then ding the doorbell and hide behind a bush
i typed this with my own stinky toes.
this website sucks! i tried everything and i got in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eat
i’m gonnatype with my toes ready ok
i vl8ikiee geeht6yihjng
its supposed to say i like eating
ok… all of those ideas suck so here are mine.
go to someones pool and pour a shit load of blue jello mix in it.
go to the pet store, buy a few feeder mice, tie one end of the string to their tails and the other to the ceiling fan and the last mouse hanging on wins.
buy as many crickets as you can and let them go in kmart
ball up paper and tape it up so its a ball and play floor hockey with your hands.
dig a hole in the park and leave
climb on your roof and hit golfballs into the street when cars come by.
see how many things you can stack
take every pillow, blanket , couch cusion in your house and put them at the bottom of the steps and jump down them or over the railing.
jump on the back of a ups truck and see how long you can hold on.
juggle light bulbs
have a spoon sword fight
kick yourself
try to lick your elbow
try to look at your ear.
take stuff apart and try to put it back together differently
lol i have the best ideas
blah im so damn bored
twist a bottle and shoot the cap at people
eat
make a song about twinkies
ding dong ditch
ring some ones door bell and fake a seizer when they answer
run naked around the neighbor hood
make fun of people
leave more things to do on here
-If ur Bored somke some weed and eat all the food in ur house.
-go to walmart and see how much stuff u can get out of there whit.
-go brake something allways make me happy
Hump a stop sign!
Makeout with a total stranger!
Do ur best friends dad!
Pray a lot and ask for forgivnes after u do all of these things
p.s. Eat A thong! I love You! From the Emo bitch:>:):}
[theese r sugestions from a four year old girl]slap ur sister,sleep,make out with ur imaginary boyfriend,play out side in the snow,pet my dog,scribble on peoples face while there sleeping,i love my mommy,stand on my head,sleep with my blanky,play with ur toys,do kartwheel and land on my but,eat my grammas eggs,drink pop and juice and everything,lick my tears,lick my arm pit,i like to eat icecream and suck the fudge off the plate,suck ur toe,i like to throw snowballs at peoples houses,listen to santa storys,watch spongebob,write my name,i like my baby sitter kelly,
the four yearold is bored of this so we r done!!
every1 that posted random stuff is cool
haha.. yall r awsome! i got some awsome ideas off this site… i hope the ideas dont stop!
go into walmart, hide in the clothes racks and when someone browses through scream out pick me! pick me!
go up to people and start a convo with em and pretend ur old buddies… see how long it’ll last
when its raining grab a bunch of soda bottles(full) and shake em up and spray them @ eachother
after it rains have a huge mud fight
jump off a bridge (haha its fuunnnn)
go ito a public elivator with your friends and 1 person video tape and th other person face the wall and have a spaz attack… see what the people do
lmfao, hope u liked some of these ideas, keep em coming!
dudes…this is fuckin funny!!!!!!!im so so so bored il try some stuff lol…
-sit really close to someone you dont even know and start talkin to yourself!!!!
-randomly talk to little kids…(they surprisingly have alott to say)
-search your boy/girlfrined on google
lol
im too bored peace…
oh oh tell yourself JOKES!!!!
Okay want something try this,
- be in front of a stranger and ask them are you a virgin then if they say yes
tell them alright If not and they say no say f*** you men
-go to the mall enter a store look at a shirt. Grab it and rub it on you face until someone ask you to live you say but I was going to hump on it
-in the mall sing a song about how bored are you then tell your friend to act like a stranger , and when you ask join me to your stranger friend you and your friend will sing.MAybe the mall will join you
eat an orange and say the synonym connection backwards while holding a pie and putting whipped cream on your toes while you stand on your head and try to balnce a brick on your left big toe and try to pick your nose with your right big toe and calculate 15,203,456,367,489,103,352,oo6 + -1,039,345,657,912,465,697,103,967,970
HAVE SEX!!!!!
break something then fix it.
(cool site)
-Scream Look I’m naked and see how many people turn.
-Learn to speak Mandarin
-Get some friends and make up weird accents, and then criticize each other’s accents.
-Tell your younger siblings that Santa Clause cheated on Mrs.Clause with Rudolph.
-Steal Money… from yourself.
-Point at people and watch them act confused.
-go up to a random person on the street and pretend to know them.. Say Bill why didnt you call me when you got home from the bar. (Works best if this person is with his family.)
-Make a petition trying to ban Mickey Mouse… Because he scares you.
-Convince a priest that God was a clown.
Go to I-am-bored.com
im gonna do the toes thing too…here it goes…and im not going to erase!!!…:
cut out every lette4rt in the new2swpaper4 indiovvidujallouuy!!!!!!!
cut out every letter in the newspaper individualy!!!!
lol i would probally make out with my boyfriend
- Not be bored
-slap your parent/gardian in the face and when they yell at you laugh at them
-go to school dressed all grown up and try to convince your teacher that your the new teachr and that he/she is fired
-laugh until it gets boring
-try to sniff your own butox
-give your self a wedgie
-thorw dog poopie at a starnger
-say TEEEEHEEEE until u throw up
-take pictures of your self and give them to people and say youll need theese when im famous
-read this list over and over and over until your hair grows down to your ankles
well i hope you people like it!!!!I tried my best……….: )
^^^^^I was bored when i wrote that so dont judge!
Heyy! They are soooooooooooo funny i wonna try some of them really really really bad i think i will!!ha ha they really are funny
i like to eat cake and while its inmy mouth i go show it off to strangers and try to feed it to them like im a bird i also kick people in the shins and say i have a really bad case of torrettes and cant controll my leg twitch and i stare and someone (like really close to their face) with an eveil look like ” i just killed your mom” and if they say theyd ont have a mom say” yes you do but she doesnt love u she gave you away at birth and i killed her so you will never meet her” ha ha that was piontless
ha ha im a rebel♥♥♥
so bored dat i read all of these comments and datsa lot cause these haf been up since 2007 so i got a really goood laugh
and now imma type HIHIHI IM a KITTY with my toes
hihi nujim az kiuyttytu
oh and my email is the same as my name at yahoo so email if u like
lol
Theese are hilarious. try some of mine:
-beat yourself
-jump out of a window on to a trampoline
-roll down a huge hill
-try to go all the way around a swing
-swim in a creek or river or lake (not a pool those are lame)
-try to do a backflip
-run up a wall
-act like chuck norris and see if he comes to kick your ass
-run around yelling random stuff until someone tells you do stop. then do it louder
-leave a reply on this website
-go to a random persons myspace and act like you know them
-call 1-800-butt-sex
-act like the people from jackass
-go to a golf corse and hide in a bush then blow an airhorn when people are about to hit
-call a random person a slut
-eat a cake by yourself and see how many pounds you grow
-hide in a tree and throw rocks at people (if you dont want to get in trouble throw twinkies)
-figure out how many people say the word twinkie on this website
-ummm last one count how many times your friends say “like”
-i lied make funny faces with your key board
IF u responded u really need somthin to do Idiots….
hey
i really liked “apply for a unicorn hunting license”. that s freakin innovative !!! dammit.
lol.
chucks
i am, typing ot hj muy toewsw/.
U can masterbait or play with ur parents!!!
omg go to WAL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!
dude for real if your that freakin bord just get on here and read all these comments. thats what i did and then summit something so stupid its about star trek
hahai like to flirt with hot girls
i think these are all ripped off
ive been lookin thru heaps of lists and i found one that had all of these things and MORE!!!!!!
therefore these things are not worth lookin at
insted go to 100 things to do wen u r bored!!!!!!
it is HEAPS BETTER!!!!!!
from me lol!!!
cya suckers
hi
the person “me” was rite i looked at 199 things to do when u r bored and they r heaps betta!!!!!!!
anyway im gunna go reed 100 things to do wen u r bored
later
Im a gal
who wants a boyfrend
but i flirted with a hot GUY!
(instead of gal)
and he called me stupid
THANX FOR THE CRAP ADVICE
cya losers!!
have sex
repeat
smoke marijuana
eat a goat
stare at someone and scream SHIT!
I say #29, seems like fun.
OMG!! there’s a oreo loving club!!?? i wanna make an m&m loving club then…..i’m gonna try to run into automatic doors one day….at stage when nobody’s looking(cuz nobody’s ever there) when i’m bored, i go on the internet and call my friends and tell them to get on thier computer so we can chat…..i never thought of staying on the phone…..huh….NO I’M NOT STUPID!!! i just didn’t think of that…
I’M SERIOUSLY NOT STUPID so don’t call me dumb……….or stupid………………
haha
when youre bored, go on mymms.com and make your own character. BUT make it totally wierd and look nothing like you. thats what my dad did, but he’s a goofball…………..
i’m in 7th grade too and cant stand my horrible neighbors. so i’m ging to……put firecrackers about to explode in about 5minutes and wrap it in nice wrapping paper and put it a few inches from thier door, ring the doorbell and run…see what happens lol i’m not really gonna do that but i’d love to think it wasn’t illegal.. school sucks. basically the only thing i like about school is i get to see my bf
well when i dont get to see him outside of school, i see him at school..
i already read all these in like less than 3 minutes….or 1minute…i’m going to 100 things to do when you are bored….i think thats a website….
man this is not da buttery… u know what it is B
im bored..
IFLY AZURE! 06.11.08
lol ;D
DRAW ANiME!!!! (((lOl THATS WUT i DO!)))
OR GOOGlE A BUNCH OF RANDOM JUNK liKE FiSHES, TOAST, NATURAl SPRiNG WATER, AND JEllYBEANS.
^^^
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hey homer bart lisa marge and maggie
do anyone have bebo
i do
i dare someone 2 go on redtube its the best website ever!
go on scarypopups.com
then a list will come down with all these websites
then click on the the second one
scroll down
i sware youll shit your pants!
im f ing bored
-get all the pillows, blankets and shit like that in your house then dive onto them
-eat
-take the bus on a random journey
-see how fast you can eat icecream
-drink til you pee
-be nice to your enemies
-go into town hug an emo high-five a chav
-play twister in the street
-make as much toast as you can in an hour
-clean your room
-masturbate
-act like the opposite sex
-look at old photo albums
-try and do an irish, australian and bulgarian accent
-watch friends
-smile non-stop for 3 hours
cool.
‘G’day mate’ I actually am an ‘Aussie’ and we speak jus like you so GET OVER YOUR OWN ACCENT!!!!
peee all over the place and say ur dogg did it
slap ur self until it burns like hell
im really bored and decided this stuff is all stupid. . . not! this stuff rulezzzzz!!!
OMG now those are funny ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROMALOL lol lol lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhsahahahahhhahahqahahahahahahaxbx
or if you really are bored you could just read this whole page…worked for me
skeen.
awesomeness!!!!
Your a sick sick man.. why not just sleep? or make out with a girl?
OH YA! your a nerd!
Get it? (my name)
well here’s what i like to do:
-have sex
-make out
-flirt with hot girls with tits
-masturbaite
-watch my girl strip
yeah i’m a pervert
Hey you guys! It’s Avril Lavigne. I looked up “things to do when you’re bored” and clicked on this, and I was really surprised to set that no one likes to sing! Wow… Well, here’s my list:
*Sing
*Dance
*Make a last-minute concert
*Write a new song
*Skateboard
*Go out in public and count how many people stare
*Go out in public and when people ask if I’m Avril Lavigne, I say, “NO, AND YOU’RE MOM IS SO FAT SHE CREATED PLUTO, THEN PEOPLE REALIZED SHE HAD TITS SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPED TO PLUTO!”
*Make fun of celebrities i hate, I’m not going to say any names, Britney…
*Drive down to San Francisco, I live in San Diego
*Get more clothes
*Re-Dye my hair
*Call my brother or sister
*Re-Read fan mail
*Draw comics
*Listen to new singers/bands
*Tell Derek that I’m pregnant (The first time I did that, he was like totally speachless, then he was so pissed when he found out I was lying!)
*Make collages for my wall
I have a lot more! I just have to go, but if you want more ideas, e-mail me at: punk.rocker717@gmail.com Okay? Okay.
Lots o Love,
Avril <3
Hey emo’s it’s Mat.JK! JK! UR not emo…maybe U R… wateva!
But I’m the lead singer of the band “Kill Hannah” an american band from Chicago (genres: rock, alternative, alt. rock, indie, emo)
Jonny is her with me but he’s really tired and…yeah
(Jonny is the guitarist of Kill Hannah)
Anyways, we’re taking a little break from our tour, and we’re just chillaxing at a hotel. Our othe band members are at another hotel, because this was full after Jonny and I.
Well, what I like to do… OMFG… did Avril Lavigne SERIOUSLY comment herE? wowww she is so desperate to get attention. i mean, first the totally punk/gothic look, then the pink hair, her pregnancy debate, and now she’s going out in public yelling, “OU’RE MOM IS SO FAT SHE CREATED PLUTO, THEN PEOPLE REALIZED SHE HAD TITS SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPED TO PLUTO!”? Wow! She’s a bitch!!
ANYWAYS!
If UR bored:
*Go on dates
*write songs
*write poems
*prank call Jonny (who has an EENSSYYY bit of a crush on Avril)
*Prank e-mail Avril (Who loves Kill Hannah, yet we hate her except for jonny…JK! he actually doesnt
*Listen to Stone Temple Pilots
*Disguise URself and go to the mall
ahbdflksmandcalisejdfas,mxc i was just bored, so i did that. if ya have a runescape account, get on that, and if you know a pepper, (pepper is my nickname, my account name is Patrick Rox9) then that is me!!!!!! anyhoozer, say funny words, give your best friend an ugly makeover, tell them its beautiful, (take down all your mirrors before you do this) say they can’t see it cause you just happened to take down all your mirrors, take the person to the mall, and try to pick up a guy. see what happens. its totally hilarious!!!! kick a random guy in the balls and when he says “why????” you say “you know why!!!!!!!!!!!” and then run away. repeat!!!!! give yourself the best makeover over (so you’ll look hot) stand on a sidewalk across the street from a very busy sidewalk, wave, smile and say “come over here!!!” and if you see a random person looking at you, then blow kisses. then they’ll point at themselves and be all like “what? mee?” and then have your boyfriend walk over when the random guy starts to walk over and be all lovey dovey on yyour bf. its fun!!!!! dress up as an alien and hide in a bush by a sidewalk and jump out at random people. dress up as a fairy, and walk to a busy sidewalk with a bag of glitter. throw the glitter on people and say stuff like “God bless you!!! and have a nice day!!!”. dress up as a fairy and walk over to a busy sidewalk with parking meters on it and bring a bag of quarters, and look for meters that are expired, and be all like “oh deary! the time has run out!!!!” and put alot of quarters in it so you can be the meter fairy!!!!! go to a golf course and hide in a bush and honk an airhorn or throw random things like a couch at the people who are about to hit the ball! after you do this, watch their reactions, and leave quick!!!!! have fun with a webcam!!!!! pretend your not bored!!!! play The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess on the wii!!!!!! its a fun fun fun fun fun fun fun x 100000000000000 game!!!!!! do stuff! oh yeah, and don’t listen to the people that say eat, because thats how 1/2 of the U.S. of A gets obese!!!!! lol!!!! kiss random people. ask people really hard questions, and when they finally get the answer, say PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!! and if they say i can’t prove it, say “that sounds like a personal problem” then leave. spin spin spinny spin around in circles really fast. make a really hard obstacle course, spin around 100 times really fast, and try to get past the obstacles. spin around really fast and try to walk on a straight line. spin around really fast until you fall down, or blow chunks. go up to random people and say “its ur fault!” when they say what’s my fault???? say IT is ur fault!!!!!! then if they are confused, say you did IT!!! IT happened to you!!!!! IT is ur fault!!! break the record for the longest kiss ever. break the record for the longest amount of time chewing 1 peice of gum. break records!!!!!!! break the record for the longest amount of time wearing the same underwear!! jk!!!!!!! that would be ewwwwwwyyyy!!!!!!! play the piano or some kind of instrument even if you don’t know how!!!!! jump up and down randomly! jump on a trampoline!!!!!! swim even if its winter!!!!! im running out of stuff, so let me just say doing random things is the best cure of boredom. doing stuff to random people is the best cure to boredom! if you don’t want to do any of these things, then u r a frickin wuss!!!!!!!! so get a life!!!!!! and i AM in the 6th grade!
this is with my toes here goes:
hki [pewopp.ee of ezartyh8 iu lkol ve ytll
iun b n,l oc ve tewzxasa a nd i8m notr raqsijzt zand i dr;.o0bntr hate queeer people!!!
have fun trying to read it!! and now my keyboard stinks!!!!!
that last thing said “hi people of earth! i love texas and im not racist and i dont hate queer people!!!!!
peter lois chris meg brian stewie
STEWIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!! this frickin window frickin popped up and it frickin said you are frickin postin comments too frickin fast! frickin slow down! for frickin sakes! what the frick is up with that frickin message!!!!!!!!! frickin
Another 1 shud be the av lost the game game. Basically u say to ppl o av lost the game n they say wat game n u say av lot the game lol
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heyy
im guessin ur all like american cos we dont have wallmart ova here we have ASDA !!! woop woop !!! ive been 2 america tho n i love it cos americans are extremely funni people !!! i love u guys !!!
oh n i love taco bell !!!! thats hot !!!
if ur eva in the uk let me kno !!!!
lovin the ideas btw there awesome !!! washin a tree – im gunna try that cos that sounds like a fun thing 2 do
luv u !!!!
xxxx
u luv us????? thats sorta coool im talkin 2 a guy that lives in the UK!!! O AND MY GRANDPARENTS WENT DOWN THERE, AND YAAAAAA!!!!!
Dont forget us Aussie’s, nobody ever remembers us on TV!
This is Genius! Im gonna call my new cat Edsel, I have had an argument with myself and stopped talking to myself, Im gonna apply for a unicorn hunting license and i watered my cat, but she didn’t grow
this is beyound stupid….
eat a stick of butter
suck on something for a really long time
hug all your stuffed animals
laugh continuously
name the trees in your back yard
kiss a duck
spread grape jelly all over yourself
make a “poshion” and drink it
haha thats funny!!!
- suck a hot dog
- makeout with a teddy bear
- write your name with mustard on the road
- draw stupid pictures
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hey i like this list but its stupid
51. wear a black and yellow shirt and run around the neighborhood buzzing
Pray
thats awesm!!!!!!!
im like rlly rlly bored right now sooo thatt rlly helps……hahahaha
wellllll…. i would smoke a lotta weed, drive around with a lot of friends, do illegal things, smoke more, go to the beach in the middle of the night and smoke on the rocks…. then do it all over again! you are guaranteed to have an AMAZING time. Cauuuution: after smoking weed, you can become very horny…..
uhhhhhhhh u suck who would want to smoke weed when poor people ask for money they go spend it on drugs and then they die sooner than normal people the person who invented drugs is a horrible person
make cookies
Lol we were cracking up and writing half of them down…
dig a hole to china
HI guys this site ROX u r slightly weird if u guys really do this stuff….and OMG was that really avril lavigne…wow my friend is like her biggest fan…n OMG! was that really MAT DEVINE from KILL HANNAH they’re like one of my fav bands.
i’m so bored thats how i stummbled onto this site.
Wati do when i’m bored is
Play WOW for the nonNERD World of warcraft.
hang with my friends.
sing really loud n bad at the mall
walk up to tottal strangers and tell them thier going to die or just pretend to know them
ding dong ditch.
throw water balloons at your neighbours house and or car(this is my fav though i got into majer trouble)
paint over a stop sign
NOW I’VE GOTTA GO
Don’t look behind u
BYE BYE
Oops 4got to add my fav bordom buster throw rotten eggs at cars as they drive past
BYE BYE
DON”T LOOK BEHIND U
LOL!!
Dont throw eggs at cars is a real pain for thev ppl cleaning it up
*go to petstore and ask to see a dog in the cubicle then keep asking to see another one til u saw them all
*set off fireworx in a parking lot
*do burnouts
*sit in ur car in a grocery store lot at night grab a cart with ur left hand and ride it along ur car then launch it into the cart holder
*go to eat and take off the salt and pepper lids dump it on ur food after u ate sum and demand to speak to the manager for free food
*call businesses and say weird shit
*order a pizza to a enemys house block ur number lol
*go on hot or not,myspace,facebook ect
*look up a new reipee and make it
*invite ppl over and make a bon fire and drink
*go bowling fall on the floor
*call a friend that has a g/f and say ur planned parenthood
*walk ur dog in sexy clothes
*if u have a car go wash it
*think up a business u can create
wow yall r stupid ahahah!!!
i would sooo try to go into wal-mart and yell out random names and see if anyone looks, ohh yah and write my name in the street with mustard!!!:)
well byee!(:
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I rock i am the best dancer (contempary)
.get a sleeping bag and go down the stairs backwards in the sleeping bag.
. go to a cafe and have ur knife and fork stair at somone oppisite ur table pick up knife and fork and just stare and if they get scared just pretend ur going to cut whatever ur eating (hahaha lol….. i did it i think they thought i was gonna murder them) but i didnt
that is just wow just wow cant belive it that is really notthing that you can really do it is just even more boring then you were befor so what ever.
this is dumb
masterbate or take a long hot bath…lol..eat something….watch porn online lol hit urself….play PsP any vedio games….GoOo on you tube watch funny vedios or girls kissing? Lol lmao or if not drink lots of water also good for you health brush ur teeth ….. bother ur sibling….sleep….make a myspace…make a aim……..email ur friend.s…prank call someone………………call ur friends go outside or to ur hallway make a website……paint ur nails then take it off if you want! AND STOP ASKIN WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BORED!!!! BYEEE LUBB YAA!
That was a wastee of my time!!!!
that was a waste of my time!!!!
what the hell this website is sooo weird